my one chance

setting: volunteer desk @ library

jo: morning
stranger: yeah i really like this building - are you married?
jo:.........huh?
stranger: are you married (looking at my hand) do you want to get married?
jo:......uh, not today thanks!
stranger: what's your schedule? i'll come visit you.
jo:........uh, no that's ok!
(insert uncomfortable small talk)
segue to guy yelling my name a few feet away standing at a donation box saying he's donating this dime for me...
great - now i'll never get married!