oh, brother dear.

i'm lucky enough to think my little brother is one of the funniest ppl i know...

"brother: yea

brother: going out is getting annoying

brother returned at 9:27:29 PM.

J0mammma95: that's why you have to stay home sometimes

J0mammma95: i am tonight

brother: well

brother: i'm trying to meet people

brother: and it's kinda working but not really

brother: i meet people

J0mammma95: takes time

J0mammma95: just remember not to buy a girl a drink

brother: but they're not interested/have a bf

brother: yea

J0mammma95: or i'll kick your butt

brother: i did that last week

brother: on accident

brother: i didn't want to

J0mammma95: *#$&(@#&$(*@#&$(*&@#

brother: but my friend bought her friend a drink

J0mammma95: !!!!!!

brother: i was like BAH

brother: and btw

brother: those b!tches never called me back

J0mammma95: WHO?

brother: (they're all b!tches now)

brother: some girls we met

J0mammma95: omg

J0mammma95: met how?

brother: well

brother: my friend went up to them

brother: then we hung out a little

brother: then one of them left cause she got a call from her bf

brother: then they came all the way back

brother: and asked me for my number

brother: cause apparently her friend was interested in me

brother: so that was it

brother: and they never called me back

brother: :-(

J0mammma95: sometimes that happens

brother: B!TCHES

J0mammma95: that used to happen to me

J0mammma95: it's a 50/50 when they get your number

brother: uhh

J0mammma95: even if they initiate

brother: so when i get their number

brother: it's still like 50/50

J0mammma95: that's why YOU NEVER BUY THEM A DRINK

brother: that's bs

J0mammma95: it is though

brother: yea

brother: i spend enough money getting myself drunk

J0mammma95: pre-funk!!

brother: yea

J0mammma95: costco kettle w/costco red bull

brother: tomorrow night for sure

brother: damn

brother: where's my listerine strips

J0mammma95: you know you can't buy alcohol at costco or grocery stores

J0mammma95: hard alcohol

brother:why not

J0mammma95: you could only buy it up to 7 or 8pm

J0mammma95: on any day except sunday

brother: ah

J0mammma95: then you're outta luck

brother: well

brother: considering i have half a costco bottle of vodka here...

brother: ok

brother: gonna go

brother: i need to go home cause i ran out of toothpaste

J0mammma95: where?

brother: wish me luck

brother: some random place

brother: "parisian 1930s" lounge

brother: i was like wtf

J0mammma95: don't buy a girl a drink

brother: all my other friends flaked

J0mammma95: i mean a b!tch a drink

brother: i won't

brother: yes

brother: cause they're b!tches

J0mammma95: i'll kick your butt!!!!!!!!!!!

brother: and from now on

J0mammma95: lol

brother: they will be treated accordingly

J0mammma95: LOL

brother: POOF (he usually doesn't put this in CAPS. he was trying to say he's really mad! grrr....)

brother signed off at 9:40:45 PM.