real woman

talk is cheap. right?
i like to stay real but i cheat.
when i go to public bathrooms and i have to poo, i don't want to do it when other people are there.
there would be times at my old work that i'd have to come back like 4-5x! it would suck! but i would get shy.

today i was brushing my teeth and this chick walks in and sits down, not a minute later she's having the runs! poot'ing freely! no quams!

i admire(d) her....and then hurried up and got the h$ll outta dodge!