mommy yummy yummies!

Scene: drunk munchies - SF, SOMA, Crepe place on like 11th/folsolm.
People: Cinco and I sitting down on couches. Boys, standing in line for crepes.

A young guy, maybe like 20yo. walks by and stops.

"Heyyyyy....mommies..." (insert ridiculous pick-up lines here)
He was saying all of these random, blatant funny things, like the lines people usually make fun of. And usually that's when you pretend you don't hear him OR you turn the other way OR just not egg him on. But! When you're faded, you kinda giggle and laugh and while being cordial, apparently they view this as a green light. this guy was just not caring. or really confident. so he keeps on going "Oh, i can't even begin to choose", asking nationalities, going on for about 15 min or so. he keeps bringing on the funny lines and i'm faded so i'm a lil more open about my laughter and i'm just slapping the couch i'm sitting on at this point, kneeling over in laughter and my tummy is hurting and my eyes were practically closed and everything. but the guy, thinks this is all kosher and comes around to sit next to us. i'm even saying we're here with cinco's husband *pointing at him* and he's asking about my husband and i'm pointing to my friend and he's asking to get our numbers and cinco tells him we're on myspace.

"can i get something? a name? an email address? anything?"
"if you really want to find us you would."
"how do i get your number from there?"
"it's on my page."
"you mean like mike jones?"
lol.
this guy must've not eaten dinner, everything is pertaining to food. he's telling us we look delicious and yummy. he's calling us "mommy yummy yummies!" (seriously...mommy yummy yummies....)
he left shortly after the myspace bit and he walks away yelling and spelling out his myspace page. it was freakin' hilarious.