who's the big winner?!?!

setting: jo's living/dining room. jo talking to G on headset.

people: jo

"holy crap! there's a spider!....and i have no one to call!" jo screams

G makes fun of jo while she hunts for a newspaper to kill it with.

"where did it go? it's so big? crap! why can't i have a bf just for 5 min to kill this thing?"

"just leave it alone."

"no, he's going to crawl in my mouth when i'm sleeping!"

"it's ok, he'll die in your throat and you will wake up to spit him out in the morning"

*jo creeping slowly up to the spider, walking along the window*

*jo slowly opening up the mini blinds*

*jo, rolling up "The Stranger"*

*jo trying to open the window that he's crawling on*

*jo opens window*

*jo starts hitting the top of where the spider is crawling so that he hopefully crawls down and jo can shove him out the 2-story window instead of crushing his guts on the window or floor which she would eventually have to revisit and clean up*

*spider crawls down. jo uses "The Stranger" to shove him out the window*

*jo not sure if she got him, puts the paper down and a cracker remnant falls on the floor*

*jo screams and looks down...to see it's a cracker and not a spider*

*i did it! i did it!!!!!!*

woohooo! *sigh*

"what a night!"