Phone conversation w/The Brother (AKA My Financial Advisor)...

"Ok, i can consolidate your (401K) accounts but i need to get your DOB, SS and address"

"ok, i'll email you my address and my SS is########...you don't know my DOB?"

"ok...well, i can't do the math"

"and my DOB is: 12/#/19$%"

"...ok, well....that was a long time ago....."

"HEY! HEY!! HEY!!!"

*brother snickering away......*