Truth Be Told

xxxxxx: cause most women i've met flock to assholes like flies to shit

J0mammma95: what else is new?
xxxxxx: not much
xxxxxx: trying to get milk for free so there's no need to buy the cow
J0mammma95: lol
J0mammma95: isn't every guy
xxxxxx: i didn't used to be
xxxxxx: but i figure, fuggit
xxxxxx: since i've had this attitude, things have seemingly worked out better for me
J0mammma95: everyone else is doing it
J0mammma95: do tell..
xxxxxx: let's just say, i've had a lot more success since i've worked on becoming a detached, emotionally unavailable jerk
J0mammma95: that makes sense
xxxxxx: it's weird, i'm fighting my best instincts and intuition
J0mammma95: those are the only guys i end up dating
xxxxxx: totally counterproductive
J0mammma95: and then cry about it later
J0mammma95: i'm happy for you
xxxxxx: i mean, i was raised by my mom and sister, and i'd hear them complain about guys (my dad) and the guy's my sister dated
xxxxxx: so i grew up knowing what "girl's want" but apparently that's not what y'all truly want
J0mammma95: not until we're mature enough to realize it
J0mammma95: ya know?
J0mammma95: we have to meet a bunch of mr.wrongs before
J0mammma95: hand
J0mammma95: that's what i strongly believe
xxxxxx: well, seems that y'all don't mature as quickly as we've all been led to believe
J0mammma95: so what they say, is literally what they want....later on.
J0mammma95: wah wah wah...
J0mammma95: (cheap shot)
xxxxxxx: no, a distillation of a truth
xxxxxxx: women are supposed to mature much quicker than men do, both physically and emotionally
J0mammma95: i know
J0mammma95: but...
J0mammma95: sometimes we slip
xxxxxxx: well, dunno what it is
xxxxxxx: i'll become myself again when the women i date are about...40 then
J0mammma95: sounds about right
xxxxxxx: cause most women i've met flock to assholes like flies to shit
J0mammma95: yup
xxxxxxx: it's like, if i'm myself, i get walked on by women
xxxxxxx: if i fight the default of being nice, it's so easy
J0mammma95: don't let the secret out
J0mammma95: to your competitors
xxxxxxx: but honestly, i hate having to front Jo
J0mammma95: just go with the flow for now
J0mammma95: and save the good stuff
J0mammma95: for the one you want for realz
xxxxxxx: no, i did save the good stuff for the one i wanted for real
J0mammma95: ok
J0mammma95: try the next one
xxxxxxx: but she wasn't havin it
xxxxxxx: nah, imma wait till i'm like 40
J0mammma95: um maybe 39
J0mammma95: 40 sounds so old
xxxxxxx: but then it's a waste because at that point, i'm not going to get married
J0mammma95: why
J0mammma95: not
xxxxxxx: the main reason i'd want to get married is to have a family, and that's too late for me
J0mammma95: not really
J0mammma95: you could adopt
xxxxxxx: for you, maybe not, but for me it is
J0mammma95: you could find someone with timeless childbearing hips
xxxxxxx: no, i don't want a child that i'm that much older than
J0mammma95: not older but wiser
xxxxxxx: no, i just don't want to be sixty when my kid finally turns 18
J0mammma95: hair dye?
xxxxxxx: ha
J0mammma95: botox?
J0mammma95: did i lose you?
xxxxxxx: no, i know what botox is
J0mammma95: no i know you do
J0mammma95: i meant in terms of my sarcasm with it ya know, lightheartedness
xxxxxxx: no, just didn't respond
xxxxxxx: i'm just frustrated with the contradictory nature of your sex
J0mammma95: hey buddy
J0mammma95: i get a lil frustrated over here too!!!
J0mammma95: come on now!
xxxxxxx: and from my frustration, self-conflict is generated
xxxxxxx: on one hand i feel bad for acting like a jerk to hook up with women, on the other hand i feel like i'm just treating them how they truly expect to be treated
J0mammma95: just go and watch Closer and vow to be single forever like me
xxxxxxx: so, the bed they make they must sleep in
J0mammma95: hey buddy, if that's what they're asking for...
J0mammma95: sure
xxxxxxx: more and more, i feel like i shouldn't feel bad
J0mammma95: why not
J0mammma95: nope