crack

sometimes i meet ppl who are just SO out there and i say to myself "maaaannnn...they must be on crack!?"
sometimes i think of that dave chappell character of him on crack.
sometimes i hear ppl tell me my pinky fingernail would be perfect if i used crack.

but never.

never did i think i would walk into Renton's AAA Office during lunchtime and stand behind this 75 y.o. pudgy man with his pants really really low, leaning hunched over the counter that i saw A LOT more of his crusty hairy yucky crack than i ever wanted to know about.

*shiver*